Classic quotes to read whenever!

Feeling in the mood to read some classic quotes to change the pace of your day? Then you will love this list curated by the Greatess review team.

l“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” – Don Marquis

“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” – Dorothy Parker

“Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.” – Doug Larson

“To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.” – Doug Larson

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.” – Douglas Adams

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.” – Douglas Adams

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” – Douglas Adams

“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.” – Dr. Seuss

“I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.” – Drake

“An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.” – Dylan Thomas

“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” – E. B. White

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”– Earl Wilson

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” – Edward Abbey

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.” – Ellen DeGeneres

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”– Emo Philips

“How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.” – Emo Philips

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” – Emo Philips

“Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.” – Enid Blyton

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.” – Erma Bombeck

“Never have more children than you have car windows.” – Erma Bombeck

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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